Meet Chudz

This is Chudz.

He probably looks harmless. He isn't.

Three feet tall. Soft fur. Wide, curious eyes. The kind of creature you’d want to give a cuddle and take home.

That would be a mistake.

Because behind that friendly, slightly clueless face is a level of curiosity that should legally require supervision. Chudz doesn’t just explore; he commits. Fully. Immediately. Usually to the worst possible option available.

And the worst part? He never thinks he's doing anything wrong. In his head, everything makes sense. The decisions are logical even if the outcomes are surprising.

This website isn’t here to justify what Chudz does.

It’s here to document what happens when you let him make a decision and then fail to stop it.

The Indie web

Web 1.0 and Neocities are my escape from the modern internet. No feeds, social media or tracking; just raw HTML, bright colours, and opportunities for creativity. I love the messy layouts, animations and blinking texts, and the fact that every site feels like someone’s little corner of the web.